Remember when the best part

of taking a road trip was reading

the Burma Shave signs??

Burma Shave Verses Now Available  

LIFE IS HARD

IT'S TOIL & TROUBLE

KEEP YOUR JAWLINE

FREE FROM STUBBLE

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IT WOULD BE MORE FUN

TO GO BY AIR

BUT WE CAN'T HANG

THESE SIGNS UP THERE

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GRANDPA'S OUT

WITH JUNIOR'S DATE

OLD TECHNIQUE

BRAND NEW BAIT

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AROUND THE CORNER

LICKETY SPLIT

BEAUTIFUL CAR

WASN'T IT

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SCHOOL AHEAD

TAKE IT SLOW

LET THE LITTLE

SHAVERS GROW

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HENRY THE EIGHTH

SURE HAD TROUBLES

SHORT ON WIVES

LONG ON STUBBLE

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CAR IN DITCH

DRIVER IN TREE

MOON WAS FULL

SO WAS HE

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HE SAW THE TRAIN

HE TRIED TO DUCK IT

KICKED FIRST THE GAS

THEN THE BUCKET

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IF YOU DRIVE

WHILE YOU'RE DRUNK

CARRY YOUR COFFIN

IN YOUR TRUNK

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FOLKS WOULDN'T FEEL

SO MUCH DANGER

IF WE STILL HAD

THE OL' LONE RANGER

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TRAIN APPROACHING

WHISTLE SQUEALING

STOP AND AVOID

THAT RUN-DOWN FEELING

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A PEACH LOOKS GOOD

WITH LOTS OF FUZZ

BUT MAN'S NO PEACH

AND NEVER WAS

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SAID FARMER JONES

WHO'S BALD ON TOP

I WISH I COULD

ROTATE THE CROP

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IS HE LONESOME

OR JUST BLIND

THAT GUY WHO DRIVES

SO CLOSE BEHIND

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RIOT IN DRUG STORES

CALLING ALL CARS

100 CUSTOMERS

99 JARS

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AT SCHOOL CROSSINGS

HEED INSTRUCTIONS

PROTECT OUR LITTLE

TAX DEDUCTIONS

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CATTLE CROSSING

MEANS GO SLOW

THAT OLD BULL

IS SOME COW'S BEAU

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BACHELOR'S QUARTERS

DOG ON RUG

WHISKERS TO BLAME

NO ONE TO HUG

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TRAINS DON'T WANDER

ALL OVER THE MAP

CAUSE NOBODY SITS ON

ENGINEER'S LAP

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TRAIN WRECKS FEW

REASON CLEAR

FIREMAN NEVER HUGS

ENGINEER

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YOU CAN BEAT

A MILE A MINUTE

BUT THERE AIN'T

NO FUTURE IN IT

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AT INTERSECTIONS

LOOK EACH WAY

A HARP SOUNDS NICE

BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY

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LISTEN BIRDS

THESE SIGNS COST MONEY

SO SIT A SPELL

BUT DON'T GET FUNNY

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DIPLOMACY IS

TO DO AND SAY

THE NASTIEST THINGS

IN THE NICEST WAY

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